zkac:I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet

zkac:I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet

414Lilj:i’m At The “We’ll See” Stage In My Life. With Everything And Everyone. We Will See.

Unclefather:@Netflix, New Idea. You Can Make A Show Called “Your Life” And When I Click On It I Can Watch All The Footage That The Government Has Taken Of Me Through My Webcam And Cellphone. I Fucking Know. I Fucking

Glow Sticks

Arpeggia: Johan Deckmann

Giggleboxx3000: Just-Shower-Thoughts: Hashbrowns Are Just Flat Tatertots.

Thejonymyster: Glumshoe: The ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Has Only Been Actually Typed Once By A Single Person, Everyone Else Who Has Ever Used It Has Just Googled “Shrug Emoji” And Copy-Pasted It Why Repaint The Mona Lisa

$Thejonymyster: Glumshoe: The ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Has Only Been Actually Typed Once By$

Jodiefoster: Me @ Me: Don’t Start Buddy Don’t You Dare

Flowerais: 2018 Goal: Don’t Make The Same Mistakes As 2017

Bepeu: Mood: I’ll Wait In The Car

Socotic: Do You Ever Just Want To Be Really Nice To Everyone But Then U Remember How Much U Really Fucking Hate People &Amp;Amp; Then Ur Plan Goes To Shit

Pgsms:me @ People Who Make Long Informative Posts: I Appreciate How Knowledagable You Are But I Cant Read That

Dallasauroraborealis: Animal They Sayyou’re All Kinds Of Corneredhave You Grown Teeth Yet?I Weep With Gum Mouthed Lionsnone Of Us Have Figured Out How To Keep Them From Declawing Us As If Yet.

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