If I always message you first, eventually we’re just gonna stop talking, because I always worry about bugging people. So I’ll stop texting first because that makes me think I’m bothering you. It is a constant, ever-present fear that rules all

If I always message you first, eventually we’re just gonna stop talking, because I always worry about bugging people. So I’ll stop texting first because that makes me think I’m bothering you. It is a constant, ever-present fear that rules all

Eluting: Honestly The Ideal Date Would Be Eating Takeout Chinese In Our Pjs While Watching Netflix And You Play With My Hair

Instead Of $60K For Fucking Potato Salad How About $60K For My College Education Crowd Source Something Actually Important Maybe Because Someday I Will Be Educating Your Children

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Aleygrashouse: I Love Me

I Hate That Feeling When You’re Not Necessarily Sad, But You Just Feel Really Empty And Every Little Thing Gets To You And Everyone That Talks To You Makes You Angry And You Want To Punch Everyone In The Face

In The Mood To Suck A Dick. Like Real Bad.

People Need To Stop Removing Credit

Insuh: School’s Out, Take Your Pants Off And Your Knives Out Erin By Insuh

I Never Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Feel Good Enough. Ever.

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