Omnia mutantur, nihil interit

Omnia mutantur, nihil interit

H0Odrich: Shoutout To Every Black And White Cat Named Oreo

Rexuality: If You See Me Laughing While Texting There’s A 99.9% Chance I’m Laughing At A Text Message I Sent Because I’m Equal Parts Vain And Hilarious

I Had A Dream I Was Having A Threesome With Some Blonde Chick (I Think Maybe Kendra???) And Adam Devine (One Of The Guys On Workaholics; He&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Even The One I Think Is Cute!) And We Were Sticking Our Fingers In His Butt And He Was Enjoying It

Johnniewaswolf: Sup

Johnniewaswolf: Sup

Johnniewaswolf

Giving Head Is Like&Amp;Hellip;Such A Treat For Me. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Like Candy And I Always Want More.

Johnniewaswolf

If You Crop Your Sideburns Out Of Photos You Are Lying To Me I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Like Them Unless They Are Attached To A Beard Ugh Dashed Hopes

The Girl Who Cried Wolf

Johnniewolf: The Ex’s Ramones Shirt I Thought I Let Him Take It Back When He Visited In March, But I Guess Not!

My Coworker Said She&Amp;Rsquo;D Give Me A Ride To Work. I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Called Her Three Times And Sent Her A Text Like An Hour Ago. Nothing. She&Amp;Rsquo;S Actually Pushing Ignore On My Phone Calls. What The Fuck?

LipsThatGrip LipsThatUsedToGrip