rexuality: if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

rexuality: if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

I Had A Dream I Was Having A Threesome With Some Blonde Chick (I Think Maybe Kendra???) And Adam Devine (One Of The Guys On Workaholics; He&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Even The One I Think Is Cute!) And We Were Sticking Our Fingers In His Butt And He Was Enjoying It

Johnniewaswolf: Sup

Johnniewaswolf: Sup

Johnniewaswolf

Giving Head Is Like&Amp;Hellip;Such A Treat For Me. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Like Candy And I Always Want More.

Johnniewaswolf

If You Crop Your Sideburns Out Of Photos You Are Lying To Me I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Like Them Unless They Are Attached To A Beard Ugh Dashed Hopes

The Girl Who Cried Wolf

Johnniewolf: The Ex’s Ramones Shirt I Thought I Let Him Take It Back When He Visited In March, But I Guess Not!

My Coworker Said She&Amp;Rsquo;D Give Me A Ride To Work. I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Called Her Three Times And Sent Her A Text Like An Hour Ago. Nothing. She&Amp;Rsquo;S Actually Pushing Ignore On My Phone Calls. What The Fuck?

Franksavage42 Replied To Your Post: If You Crop Your Sideburns Out Of Phot&Amp;Hellip; Just Mutton Chops Gross

Y’know, You Ladies Like To Talk About Being Intimidating And Unapproachable. I Actually Am. I’ve Been Told More Than Once That I’m Intimidating. I Tend To Give Off A “Leave Me The Fuck Alone” Vibe. Even In High School, My Friend Told Me That

LisaAnn LittleCaprice