hometownhorror: I just absolutely love that moment when my date for the night finally realizes that I’m 100% serious about keeping her tied up and abducting her. It’s priceless…

hometownhorror: I just absolutely love that moment when my date for the night finally realizes that I’m 100% serious about keeping her tied up and abducting her. It’s priceless…

Hometownhorror: Bound, Gagged, And Blindfolded, This Mother’s Only Hope Is That Her Pretty Teenage Daughter Doesn’t Come Straight Home From School Today And Suffer The Same Fate As Her. She Will Though…

Hometownhorror: She Sits In Silence, Waiting To See What I’ll Do With Her.

Hometownhorror: &Amp;Ldquo;You’re Really Quite Beautiful Stephanie. I Wonder What It Is You Did That Made Your Husband Hate You So Much That He Decided To Pay Me, And Pay Me So Well, To Abduct You?&Amp;Rdquo;

Hometownhorror: Sometimes I Like To Take Girls From The Local Catholic High School Out Into The Woods For Our Own Special Field Trips. “Be Careful! Don’t Touch Any Poison Ivy When You Try To Escape Baby!”

Hometownhorror: &Amp;Ldquo;Do You Think That’s The Way To Your Freedom, Little Birdy? I Almost Hate To Show You Just How Wrong You Are.&Amp;Rdquo;

Hometownhorror: Freshly Divorced From Her Cheating Husband, She Secretly Wondered If Any Man Would Ever Want Her Again. At Least One Man Still Does. Unfortunately For Her, That Man Is Me…

Hometownhorror: &Amp;Ldquo;Try Screaming Now…&Amp;Rdquo;

The People Room

Hometownhorror: &Amp;Ldquo;Where Did Your Pants Go?&Amp;Rdquo;

Hometownhorror: &Amp;Ldquo;I’m Glad You’re Already Bundled Up In Your Winter Clothes Baby. With The Blizzard Outside, I Have A Feeling The Ride Back To My Basement Is Going To Be A Long And Cold One For You.&Amp;Rdquo;

Hometownhorror: You’d Think The Local Catholic High School Would Do Something Better To Protect Their Girls, Especially Since I’ve Poached So Many Of Them Already. But They Don’t. Oh Well, It Works For Me. It Just Makes It Easier For Me To Add

Hometownhorror: &Amp;Ldquo;Em’s Valentine’s Day Revenge: Part 1&Amp;Rdquo; After Sending The Men Out To Shop For Groceries, Em Decided It Was Time To Confront The New Girl In The House. &Amp;Ldquo;Oh Em, You’re Not Still Angry About Last Night Are You?&Amp;Rdquo;

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