I Had A Girlfriend. She Loved To Crotchet. One Night We Were Laying In Bed. I Was Reading. She Was Crocheting. I Told Her, &Amp;Ldquo;Listen, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going To Go Down On You But There&Amp;Rsquo;S A Rule&Amp;Hellip;You Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Stop Crocheting.&Amp;Rdquo; I Loved
