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One of my best friends painted this just for my birthday! I LOVE it! (Taken with Instagram)

One of my best friends painted this just for my birthday! I LOVE it! (Taken with Instagram)

One of my best friends painted this just for my birthday! I LOVE it! (Taken with

Every Year For The Past Few Years, On My Birthday, I Have A Habit - I Give Gifts To My Best Friends. To Show How Much I Love Them :). This Is One Of The Gifts I&Amp;Rsquo;M Giving My Wife Tonight! (Taken With Instagram)

Every Year For The Past Few Years, On My Birthday, I Have A Habit - I Give Gifts

A Bismarck Cake For My Birthday!! After The Chicken Cordon Bleu Dinner :-) (Taken With Instagram)

A Bismarck Cake For My Birthday!! After The Chicken Cordon Bleu Dinner :-) (Taken

My Birthday Gift From Jill! I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Wait! About 60-70 Hours Of Woodworking Right There! My Nine Year Old Is Very Interested In Woodworking. And She Said &Amp;Ldquo;Can I Please Watch Them With You??&Amp;Rdquo; (Taken With Instagram)

My Birthday Gift From Jill! I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Wait! About 60-70 Hours Of Woodworking

A Welcome Mat That Is Pressure Activated To Light Up Along Its Edges! (Taken With Instagram)

A Welcome Mat That Is Pressure Activated To Light Up Along Its Edges! (Taken With

A Car In The Parking Lot. Has Animated Bats And Other Animated Halloween On It! (Taken With Instagram)

A Car In The Parking Lot. Has Animated Bats And Other Animated Halloween On It! (Taken

I Love S Because She&Amp;Rsquo;S Confident, Loves Herself Exactly How She Is And Tells It Like It Is.  Bigdicksonly: Finally Naked

I Love S Because She&Amp;Rsquo;S Confident, Loves Herself Exactly How She Is And

God He Looks So Polite “Oh Is This For Me? Really? Are You Sure?” “Well Okay If You Insist. I Hope I’m Not Taking Too Big Of Bites I Know Some People Think That’s Not Gentlemanly” “Oh This Is Really Delicious, Thank You So Much I Mean

  God He Looks So Polite “Oh Is This For Me? Really? Are You Sure?” “Well Okay

Sometimes My Retail Job Can Be Fun For Me :-) (Taken With Instagram)

Sometimes My Retail Job Can Be Fun For Me :-) (Taken With Instagram)

The Dragon I Made At Jill&Amp;Rsquo;S Birthday Party - The Finished Version! (Taken With Instagram)

The Dragon I Made At Jill&Amp;Rsquo;S Birthday Party - The Finished Version! (Taken

The Modern Persecution By The Christians

The Modern Persecution By The Christians

Many People Know What This Means :) (Taken With Instagram)

Many People Know What This Means :) (Taken With Instagram)

J/P Is For Jill And Phil. Five Feathers On Each Side. Five Kids. (Taken With Instagram)

J/P Is For Jill And Phil. Five Feathers On Each Side. Five Kids. (Taken With Instagram)

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