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cumillionaire: If my jokes offend you: I’m sorry It won’t happen again 1 & 2 are lies You’re a pussy

Fruitpacks: Meeting Peoples Moms For The First Time Is So Intimidating Because I Cant Tell If Theyre A Strict Mom Or A Laid Back Mom And As I Ride In Their Car I Have To Slowly Figure Out What Breed Of Mom They Are

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Conspicuouslad: I Read Every One Of These To My Wife Until She Screamed At Me To Shut Up.

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Meladoodle: Rodneykong: If She’s Even Able To Walk After Sex You Didnt Do It Right Yeah You’re Supposed To Cut Her Legs Off

Bullied: Isn’t It Weird That You Can Have Friends But Also Have No Friends At The Same Time

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Suitedick: When Someone You Dont Like Texts You About Their Problems

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