“Quick,” my sister said as she bent over and pulled her panties aside. “We don’t have much time. Mom and dad will be home in half an hour.”

“Quick,” my sister said as she bent over and pulled her panties aside. “We don’t have much time. Mom and dad will be home in half an hour.”

I Never Would Have Dreamed Of Treating My Daughter Like This. That Is, Until I Found Out She Worked As A High-Class Call Girl. Ever Since Then, I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Become Her Best Client Since I Meet Up With Her In A Hotel Room Two Or Three Times A Week, Minimum.

My Mother And I Knew How To Take Care Of Daddy In The Evenings After Work. Ever Since We Started, He&Amp;Rsquo;S Become Much Less Stressed.

When I Got Older, My Mother Developed Some Strange Ideas. When I Was Sick, For Example, She&Amp;Rsquo;D Play &Amp;Ldquo;Nurse&Amp;Rdquo; And Part Of Her &Amp;Ldquo;Treatment&Amp;Rdquo; Was To Dress In Revealing Clothes And When She Saw I Had A Boner, She&Amp;Rsquo;D Take Care

&Amp;Ldquo;Sister Rose,&Amp;Rdquo; The Mother Superior Said As I Entered Her Office, &Amp;Ldquo;How Nice Of You To Come So Promptly.&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Yes, Mother Superior.&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;It Is Time For You To Take Your Final Vows.&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Yes, Mother Superior.&Amp;Rdqu

I Ran Into My Nephew At A Bar And He Drove Me Home. I Invited Him In And Started Making Out With Him. In My Drunkenness, I Thought I Was Doing My Nephew A Favor. But Once He Got His Face Down There, I Was Suddenly Sober And Realized It Was Him Who Was

My Lesbian Sister, Judy, And Her Partner, Heather, Had Come To Me With An Offer. They Wanted Children But Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Want To Do It Artificially And They Had Agreed That I Was The Only Guy They &Amp;Ldquo;Trusted&Amp;Rdquo; Not To Be An Asshole After It Was

My Son And I Were Going To My Youngest Sister&Amp;Rsquo;S Wedding. We Got To The Hotel And Got Out Of The Car. I Stretched And Smiled At Him. I Wasn&Amp;Rsquo;T Smiling Five Minutes Later When The Desk Clerk Politely But Firmly Informed Me That Because We Were

&Amp;Ldquo;I Have Two Special Bulls-Eyes For You, Daddy. You Can Hit Either Target, Or Even Both If You Like.&Amp;Rdquo;

Got A Text Message From Mom: Heard About This &Amp;Ldquo;Sexting&Amp;Rdquo; Thing. Am I Doing It Right? Next Time My Phone Beeped, I Got A Picture. I Was Home In 5 Minutes Flat, Unsure How I Hadn&Amp;Rsquo;T Gotten A Speeding Ticket.

My Parents Take Sex Education Seriously. First It Was Mom Explaining The &Amp;Ldquo;Basics&Amp;Rdquo; Of A Woman&Amp;Rsquo;S Body To Me, Then Showing Me On Her Body And Mine All The Different Things We Had Just Discussed. Then It Was A Discussion On Birth Control

The Family Reunion Basically Was Just A Game Of Musical Beds. I Especially Liked When My Aunts Decided To Compete To See Who I Liked Best. I Sure Wasn&Amp;Rsquo;T Going To Tell Them That I Preferred Their Daughters.

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