attempteda: So, my kid turned 1 today…

attempteda: So, my kid turned 1 today…

Jontronshat: Im Fucking Crying Someone On The Xbox One Made Their Gamertag “Xbox Sign Out” And Then They Trap People On Call Of Duty So They Get Angry And Yell “Xbox Sign Out! Get Out Of The Way!” And If They Fuck Up Real Good They Sign Out Accidentally.

Fantasticmisterfox: I Like Nice People That Do Illegal Things.

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Mynamekyle: Kidz Bop Beyoncé Lyrics: I Sneezed On The Beat And Got A God Blessing / Yoncé All On His Mouth Like Ranch Dressing

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Me Talking To My Best Friend's Brother For The First Time

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