embalm: Me, to a waiter at a 5 star restaurant: please tell the chef that if I could, I would be kin with this pasta

embalm: Me, to a waiter at a 5 star restaurant: please tell the chef that if I could, I would be kin with this pasta

Talesfromweirdland: The Demon Ukobach, From The Occultist Book, Dictionnaire Infernal (1818-1863). Ukobach Is Said To Have Invented Fried Food And Fireworks. I Can Believe That. Art By Louis Breton.

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Draeneis: Someone: Coca Cola Can Remove Rust From Metal Imagine What Its Doing To Your Body Me: Pff Getting Rid Of The Rust Idiot

Disneyskellington: If U Propose To Me With A Pumpkin And Halloween Movies, Ill Probably Say Yes

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Enigmatic-Being: ““Die Mad About It” Is My Favorite Shade Ever. Now Stop Making Women Justify Wanting Birth Control Coverage Because Of All The Other Health Care Benefits The Pill Has.”

Nemfrog: Dark Sky, A Rook In A Tree. The Pageant Of Nature. N.d.

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Yaysatan: I Couldn’t Do It Alone. Once I Acknowledged This, I Told People I Trusted About It And That I Wanted To Work To Get Better, And Just Being Able To Tell Somebody Can Make All The Difference.

Take A Minute And Appreciate Your Best Friends Ya’ll They Put Up With And Love All The Parts Of You That You Hate While Everyone Else Usually Leaves Cause Of Them

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