bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls: An animal is well trained when it can perform a trick and provide its own drumroll simultaneously.

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls: An animal is well trained when it can perform a trick and provide its own drumroll simultaneously.

Retarded-Princess: Good Name In Man And Woman, Dear My Lord, Is The Immediate Jewel Of Their Souls. Who Steals My Purse Steals Trash. ‘Tis Something, Nothing: &Amp;Lsquo;Twas Mine, ’Tis His, And Has Been Slave To Thousands. But He That Filches From Me

Retarded-Princess: Show Of Hands: How Many People Have Ever Fucked In This Position? His Leg In The Air Makes Me Laugh. She Doesn’t Seem To Find It Funny Though. I Guess She Can’t See The Humor In It.

Retarded-Princess: Whoreswillbewhoreswillbewhores: Wish Retarded Princess Were Around For A Clever Caption, I’m Speechless… Yeah I Can’t Figure Out The Tattoo Either.

Retarded-Princess: Strictly Speaking They Didn’t Have To Use The Chocolate Syrup From The Tap Behind Her To Fill Her Implants Anymore Than They Had To Use Parts Of Her Frontal Lobe, But The Surgeon Was Down For Some Lols.

Billyguitar77: Holly Michaels #This.is.fun Let’s Do It 🎸

Daddysprittykitty: Ifuckharder: This Is Adorable And Sexy Cuz At First I Was Like “Aww She’s So Cute And Happy” And Then I Was Like “Damn!” 😽

Twoformydick: 2Xmd. Sisters Fantasy

Harder4Mom

Collegebbc:

Facial-Fun: Facial-Fun

Missdanidaniels: Dinner Last Night With Riley And Keisha 💙

Jocasta Moms

ShortShorts ShowerBeerGoneWild