davidtenerly: Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it’s really “who do you like” or “awkward sexual task”

davidtenerly: Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it’s really “who do you like” or “awkward sexual task”

The Coldplay Fandom Right Now

Deodrant: Deodrant: What’s A Dogs Least Favorite Foreign Currency???? The Pound

Timoodles: There Is A Town Called Sandwich In Massachusetts There Are Literally Police Cars Labelled Sandwich Police Sorry Ma’am, You’re Under Arrest. Too Much Mayo.

Commanderinqueef: Am I Allowed To Ask My Drug Dealer For Black Friday Prices

Infinityonyolo: Have You Ever Fallen In Love With A Song And Put It On Repeat For 8 Days Straight And Literally Bathed In It And Memorized Every Word And Breath And Drum Beat And Guitar String And Just Married It Because Wow Perfect And Then Overplayed

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Our-Lord-Disick: Oh Facebook Ads

Too Ugly For Los Angeles Too Dumb For Nyc

Go Bleach Your Roots, Creep.

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Just Another Night In Nantes

Itzeybritzey: I Hope She Finds What She Dropped Thank God There Is Another Person In There To Help Her Look