sigmahatesyou: city-of-demise: Not all Americans: • are fat • like McDonald’s • like meat • drink coffee All Americans: • PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR • HAVE A PET EAGLE This is not even a little bit true. I am an American, and

sigmahatesyou: city-of-demise: Not all Americans: • are fat • like McDonald’s • like meat • drink coffee All Americans: • PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR • HAVE A PET EAGLE This is not even a little bit true. I am an American, and

Highimcaro

Nikkirt: The-Street-King: Koishy: Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart But The Very Next Day Your Body Rejected The Transplant And You Died I Have Been Waiting All Year To Reblog This

Jturn: Flamboyant-Dog: Jturn: Who The Fuck Funded This Study You Can Find This Out By Spending 5 Minutes In A Sauna You Spend 5 Minutes In The Sauna With A Fucking Bear??? Hun

C.r.e.a.m.

S1Ckened

Itsniazkilam: Heartbeat // Childish Gambino

Crushis: “We Were Told We Were Fighting Terrorists. The Real Terrorist Was Me. The Real Terrorism Is This Occupation.&Amp;Ldquo; Mike Prysner - Us Soldier Fought In Iraq 2003. &Amp;Quot;قالوا لنا أننا جئنا لنحارب الإرهاب، الإرهابي

Some-Krazy-Ass-Stoner-In-A-Van: Friend: Don’t You Think Its Kinda Early To Be Getting High? Me: Rips Bong Hahahahahahahahahah Coughs Violently No

&Quot;You Look Like Someone Who Hates Men&Quot;

Fysad

In November Of 1970, Forty People Were Photographed At The Exact Instant After The Photographer Said, “You Have A Beautiful Face.”

Dreeastwood: Puts The Mistletoe Right In Between Your Thighs

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