subwayprobs:gohufflepuffyourself:When customers ask how I’m doing I generally reply with “can’t complain” because they think I’m doing alright but literally I can’t complain I’ll get firedgonna start saying this lol

subwayprobs:gohufflepuffyourself:When customers ask how I’m doing I generally reply with “can’t complain” because they think I’m doing alright but literally I can’t complain I’ll get firedgonna start saying this lol

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Religiousmom: For My Final Trick, I Shall Turn Into A Disappointment

Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Feed The Cow

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Wingscanspeak:a Girl At My School Just Got On The Intercom And Did A Tina Belcher Groan For Like Two Minutes Before They Cut Her Off. American Public School Truly Is Incredible.

Adriankarl: You Ever Wanna Fuck The Living Shit Outta Somebody But Also Cook For Them And Make Sure They’re Emotionally Stable?

Get Over It

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Life Could Be Worse Calvin

A Lust For Life

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