drunkforpunk:-

drunkforpunk:-

Blackbarmitzvahs:can You Imagine The Conversation Though? Queen: I’m Going Chief Of Staff: But, Your Majesty, The Security Risks… Queen: I’m Going I Want Cake Chief Of Staff: Queen: Chief Of Staff: Queen: I Want Cake

All I Want To Do Is Go On Road Trips And Have Sex

Theperksofbeingadylan:notafraidofstopping876:Uberin-General: Midbloods: Getting Hugged By People Who Are Physically Taller And Bigger Than You Is Amazing Its Like Being Wrapped In A Big Warm Protective Heat Blanket And Its Wonderful Yeah Hugging People

Kyuu-Tier:ron-Daralki: Sheck-The-Wulfy: This Hasn’t Crossed My Dash In Weeks This Hasn’t Crossed My Dash In Months! Why Hasn’t It Crossed It In Months? I Haven’t Ever Seen This Why Haven’t I Ever Seen This.

Primadonna-Grrrl:boys Get So Much Reward For Being So Mediocre. “Omg My Boyfriend Doesnt Hate Me When I Forget To Shave My Legs! He Is So Special! Ily Bby!”

Bassnectar Liked My Posts I'm About To Cry

Most Beautiful, Happiest, Euphoric Moment Of My Entire Life (As You Can Tell By My Screams And Hysterical Crying) Bassnectar Will Always Have My Heart And Soul&Amp;Hellip; You Are Simply A God 👅💕👽 Bassnectarofficial

Diamonds-Reign-Across-The-Sky: Oh. Okay Then, Lol

Burninggreen: Berry Haze Macro Collage

Curtisplease: Plowjob: What Would The Foot Version Of Fisting Be Called A Huge Mistake

Be As You Wish To Seem

Benwinstagram: I Wanna Be One Of Them Random Well Dressed Hoes On Instagram Who Always On The Beach And Travelling And Doing Yoga And Drinking Smoothies And Hawking Detox Teas And No One Is Really Sure What The Fuck They Actually Do But Keeps Following

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