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drunktrophywife: I stopped caring about valentines day when I stopped getting free candy from my classmates

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Theonewithscissorsforhands: Doctormodel: Saying Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Get Abortions Because They Were The Ones Who Had Unprotected Sex Is Like Saying Smokers Shouldn’t Receive Treatment For Lung Cancer Or Drivers Shouldn’t Receive Treatment

Cherrylemonades: My Dad Just Recently Learned About “Omg”

Wilddaize: I’m A Hopeless Romantic With A Dirty Mind Who Has High Standards.

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