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Pemsylvania: My Mom And I Were Walking Our Dogs And Some Guy Whistled And Yelled “Hey Sexy!” So I Turned To My Dog And Said “Did You Hear That Riley? He Thinks You’re Sexy!” And My Mom Laughed So Hard We Had To Stop Walking

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Thats-Slightly-Raven: When I Was 4 My Dad Asked Me What I Wanted To Be When I Grow Up And I Replied ‘Daddy I Want To Be A Cheesecake’ It’s Been 12 Fucking Years And No One Has Let Me Forget It

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