dampsandwich: dampsandwich: i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my sandals”

dampsandwich: dampsandwich: i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my sandals”

Blueberries Piss Me The Fuck Off

So I Heard Some Of You Want To Know What I Sleep In .

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Foodchewer: I Want Flawless Eyebrows So I Can Rule The World

Me Waiting For My Crush To Like Me Back

Tropius: Do You Ever Roll Up Your Sleeves To Wash Your Hands And One Of The Sleeves Starts Slipping Down Like Its Attracted To The Water And All You Can Think Is “Dont You Fucking Dare”

Voxamberlynn: I’m Feeling Good Today! Finally! (:

When Will My Reflection Show Who I Am Inside?

Melleverdeen: Why Aren’t There More Posts On Here About The Scooby Doo Movies? Because Seriously These Are The Best Movies Ever

Babyferaligator: God Bless

Bossyfangs: So Embarrassed I Don’t Wanna Talk About It

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