laughhard: This man was born for this job.

laughhard: This man was born for this job.

Baconnnnnnn: The United States Made Out Of Mcdonalds Locations Beautiful

Tupacabra: &Amp;Ldquo;Hanging Out With Friends&Amp;Rdquo; Means Sitting In My Living Room And Asking Each Other &Amp;Ldquo;So What Do You Want To Do&Amp;Rdquo; For A Few Hours And Then It’s 11Pm And It’s Too Late To Do Anything

Reckless

Tempestpaige: My Mom Has A Tiny Violin She Plays Whenever Me Or My Siblings Complain About Stupid Stuff

Vissible-Cracks: Zachsgay: I Need To Be Like 12X Hotter Than I Am Now 0X12=0

Calliedope:

Don't Blink

Bn3Xox

Mcrenttogether: Mcrenttogether: Mcrenttogether: What Did Baby Corn Say To Mummy Corn??? Where’s Popcorn Someone Unfollowed Me Because Of This Joke I Guess They Found It Too Corny

Greatwhiteprivilege: I Feel So Dumb And Embarrassed After Expressing Any Emotion

Bronte-Saurous: Fartgallery: These Guys Don’t Know Each Other. They Literally Sat Together Just Because They Were Both Wearing Stripes. The Blue Guy Walked In And Stopped And Was Like “Yo! Stripes!” And The Red Guy Started Nodding And Was Like

They Weren't My Curtains!

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