Hellmas: Me: Mom Please Get Me A Boyfriend For Valentines Day.mom: I Will Try.instead She Got Me This Giant Cucumber, A Bottle Of Lube, A Condom, And On A Sticky Note She Wrote “This Was The Best I Could Do - Love Mom”
timedetective: asgardiancherrypudding: luminous-lu: emeraldsd: This is now my favorite post. Ever. never forget to wash the butt. TRY ON A SMALL IT’LL BE FUNNY OMFG
