cnnbreakingofficial: fuckeverythingbecomeapirate: “Any ideas for the new park sculpture?” “How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?” “Perfect.” that’s cool as fuck though

cnnbreakingofficial: fuckeverythingbecomeapirate: “Any ideas for the new park sculpture?” “How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?” “Perfect.” that’s cool as fuck though

Am I The Only One Who Really Likes It When Ur Holding Someone’s Hand And They Just Rub Their Thumb Across Yours No I Love That

Lumos5001: Astudyincannibalism: My Mum Just Told Me That If We Ever Saw Benedict Cumberbatch In The Street She’d Trip Me Up And Walk Away So He Would Help Me Up Your Mom Is An A+ Parent

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Wo-Nderland: How Do People Draw Like This I Can’t Even Draw Stick Men ^

Unclefather: Honne-Tatemae: Skengggg: Idk What’s More Of A Turn Off: When Girls Wear Beanies Or When They Tie Their Hair Up With A Bandana Like A Maid Idk What’s More Of A Turn Off: When Guys Think Their Personal Preference Should Dictate A Female’s

Napoleonshaircut: Microsoft Word Just Autocorrected Beyonce Into Beyoncé This Is The Definition Of Power And Status

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Katskinx: It Scares Me To Think That When I’m 40 This New Royal Baby Is Going To Be A Teen Heartthrob. And I’m Going To Be Like I Remember Being On Tumblr Looking At His Baby Face On Simba’s Body.

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Dangerhamster: Marblefacade: Its Crazy That Leonardo Da Vinci Could Paint And Invent All That Stuff And Still Find Time To Be A Crime Fighting Turtle And He Was Amazing In Titanic

Kruel-Kid: If You Are Lost And Looking For Directions, Go To A Pizza Place, Not A Gas Station

Vipeur: Feahrs: Same I Think This Is One Of My Favourite Posts Ever

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