vanehwasreal: my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?” I have never been more

vanehwasreal: my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?” I have never been more

Hobbitdragon: What Bar Do I Go To In Order To Order A Glass Of This

Classycarolinagirl: Grumpysalmon: Shout Out To Water For Keeping My Throat Sufficiently Lubricated For Optimal Yodeling Techniques That Literally Got Weirder And Weirder With Every Word

Kaalashnikov: Your-Continuum: Kaalashnikov: Do You Ever Sit There And Wonder What Life Must Be Like For People Without Anxiety Like They Just Do Things Without Worrying About Them First Wow Anxiety Is An Excuse I Hope You Walk Barefoot On A World

Smashbrethren: We Have 3D Printers And We Discovered A Fucking Diamond Planet And People Are Still Racist Do You Know How Stupid

Washed Up

How Egyptians React To The First Snow In 112 Years.

Lexicution3R: Lexicution3R: My Mom Is Screaming Downstairs Right Now About How There’s No Chocolate. “How Can We Not Have Chocolate In This House?” “How Is There No Chocolate???” “Do You Mean To Tell Me That We Have A Whale Hanging From

Echoes Of Silence

Blink-182-Bashers: Funfrom4Chan: What The Fuck Do We Do Now? Take A Picture, Thats It.

When Someone Says They Don't Like Dogs

Cokeflow: Cumnog: Cokeflow: All Of You Masturbate Is That A Statement Or An Order All Of You Masturbate Now

Saddeer: I Have This Weird Theory That Some People Are Drawn To Each Other Because Their Atoms Were Near Each Other When The Universe Was Created And Over Time The Same Atoms Keep Coming Back Together

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