exoticwild: What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.

exoticwild: What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.

221B-Asgard: My Stepmom Saw My New Necklace And Asked If It Was A Ring From A Boyfriend Uh….Yah It’s A….From My Uh…….Friend Frodo

Miscaitlin: Miscaitlin: My Male Fish Just Laid Eggs Wtf Im Going To Be A Grandmother Im Too Young To Be A Grandmother

Aboutagrohl: Moist-Grunge: Tear And Tier Are Pronounced The Same But Tear And Tear Are Pronounced Differently Im Glad English Is My First Language Because If I Had To Learn It As A Second Language Id Jump Off A Bridge

Slapmytitties: What If Instead Of Having Sirens Ambulances Just Played Move Bitch Get Out The Way By Ludacris

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Igniting-Lights: Feed-Me-Fitness: I’ll Print This And Put It On My Wall Printed This And Put It Next To My Bed

Braydaaan: I Hope In Future Something Magical Happens And Tumblr Gets Boring Because I Don’t Want To Be 30 Or 40 Years Old And Be Like To My Kids “Fuk Off Im Reblogging Some Shit”

Nevver: Where You Feel It

Straighter: Ayyy I Fucked Up

Visceralsenseofsnarky: Jawn-Lennon: When Someone From A Different Timezone Is Late Night Blogging And Its Daytime Where You Are This Is What This Gif Was Destined To Be

Rneowies: How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel By Me That I Am Going To Write Later

Girls, Take Note.

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