elisaddiq: mycheekyfinn: official-nasa: monilip: dont-stop-runninggg: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad That was deep philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie That was

elisaddiq: mycheekyfinn: official-nasa: monilip: dont-stop-runninggg: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad That was deep philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie That was

Eatitrecardo: Penelopgarcia: If They Dont Play ‘Year 3000’ At Least Once On The New Year’s Of 3000 I Will Literally Rise Out Of My Grave And Set Everyone On Fire You Can’t Cause We’ll Live Under Water

Jzul: Asking “Can You Orgasm From Putting In A Tampon” Is Like Asking A Gay Guy If They Orgasm From Pooping

Theangryviolinist: &Amp;Ldquo;I Want To Be An Actor When I Grow Up&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Well If That Doesn’t Work What Do You Want To Be?&Amp;Rdquo; You Do Not Question A Child’s Aspirations To Become Anything You Asshole Fuckwads Like If He Said Doctor You Would

Everyday-Awkward: I Had A Sign In My Room That Said “Laugh” But The ‘L’ And The ‘A’ Fell Off And Now It Only Says “Ugh” And Thats Just Perfect

Fighting-For-Animals: Stickiebun13: Theirishnonsensical: Amandamariesays: Nerdy-Knitting-German: Knitmecrazy: Veganmoonlife: Wool Is Cruel #Wool #Sheep #Knitting Let Me Tell You Something. I Own Sheep. No, We Don’t Personally Use Their Wool,

Adfectati-O: Distraction: Her Favorite Hug. There’s That One Type Of Hug That A Girl Loves. That Tight Hug Where You Put Some Strength Into It, Using Your Both Arms, Not Just One. The One Where A Girl Could Bury Her Face In A Guy’s Chest, That

Alabamathunderpussy: Here’s To A Couple Of Months Writing 2013 On The Top Of Your Page Muttering Fuck Under Your Breath Scribbling It Out And Changing It To 2014

Chantslouise: I Have Two Moods. Vanessa Hudgens. Or Her Boyfriend.

Welcometocomputer: So Once My Neighbor Hung Up A Rainbow Flag So The Person Next To Him Hung Up The Tennessee Army Flag And They’re Constantly Trying To One-Up Each Other Like One Time The Redneck Had This Huge Homophobic Sign In His Yard So The Other

Adventure Awaits.

Dearoldlove: Two Months Into Our Relationship You Once Asked Me How Much I Loved You And I Just Said “From Here”. You Didn’t Get It And You Got Mad And Thought I Was Playing Around. Breaking Up After Almost Two Years Together, I Sent You A Message

Remember When You First Discovered Tumblr And You Would Scroll Down Your Dashboard Until You Reached The Spot Where You Left The Day Before?

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