jzul: asking “can you orgasm from putting in a tampon” is like asking a gay guy if they orgasm from pooping

jzul: asking “can you orgasm from putting in a tampon” is like asking a gay guy if they orgasm from pooping

Theangryviolinist: &Amp;Ldquo;I Want To Be An Actor When I Grow Up&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Well If That Doesn’t Work What Do You Want To Be?&Amp;Rdquo; You Do Not Question A Child’s Aspirations To Become Anything You Asshole Fuckwads Like If He Said Doctor You Would

Everyday-Awkward: I Had A Sign In My Room That Said “Laugh” But The ‘L’ And The ‘A’ Fell Off And Now It Only Says “Ugh” And Thats Just Perfect

Fighting-For-Animals: Stickiebun13: Theirishnonsensical: Amandamariesays: Nerdy-Knitting-German: Knitmecrazy: Veganmoonlife: Wool Is Cruel #Wool #Sheep #Knitting Let Me Tell You Something. I Own Sheep. No, We Don’t Personally Use Their Wool,

Adfectati-O: Distraction: Her Favorite Hug. There’s That One Type Of Hug That A Girl Loves. That Tight Hug Where You Put Some Strength Into It, Using Your Both Arms, Not Just One. The One Where A Girl Could Bury Her Face In A Guy’s Chest, That

Alabamathunderpussy: Here’s To A Couple Of Months Writing 2013 On The Top Of Your Page Muttering Fuck Under Your Breath Scribbling It Out And Changing It To 2014

Chantslouise: I Have Two Moods. Vanessa Hudgens. Or Her Boyfriend.

Welcometocomputer: So Once My Neighbor Hung Up A Rainbow Flag So The Person Next To Him Hung Up The Tennessee Army Flag And They’re Constantly Trying To One-Up Each Other Like One Time The Redneck Had This Huge Homophobic Sign In His Yard So The Other

Adventure Awaits.

Dearoldlove: Two Months Into Our Relationship You Once Asked Me How Much I Loved You And I Just Said “From Here”. You Didn’t Get It And You Got Mad And Thought I Was Playing Around. Breaking Up After Almost Two Years Together, I Sent You A Message

Remember When You First Discovered Tumblr And You Would Scroll Down Your Dashboard Until You Reached The Spot Where You Left The Day Before?

Hugstyles: Why Couldn’t I Be Born With An Older Brother Who Is My Best Friend And Has Hot Friends That Flirt With Me And Drives Me Places Like Mcdonalds When Im Sad And Punches Rude Boys In The Face For Me. I Was Born With An Older Brother But Not

I-Still-Hope-Baby: ❤️😔

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