textpostsandcats: being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

textpostsandcats: being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

Cockringtoss: Hearing Teachers Swear Keeps Me Young

Take Life As It Comes

Cold-Crashing-Waves: Not Only Is This A Great Quote, It’s An Important Lesson In The Difference Between Your And You’re.

Take Life As It Comes

Tunrtechgodhead: Why Cant I Be Cute In A Hot Way

Drunktrophywife: Babyferaligator: How Much Do Friends Cost $420.69

Teamrocketing: Tries To Act Cool By Not Texting Back Right Away But Forgets And Never Texts Back

Con-Venience

Religiousmom: So I Am Socially Required To Shave My Legs And Armpits But White Boys Aren’t Socially Required To Shave Their Stringy Greasy Failed Mini Moustaches?

Nuuku: Turtle-Ambulance: Fun Fact: “Nolo” Is Latin For “Do Not Want” So If Someone Says Yolo You Can Say Nolo And They’ll Think Its Just A Stupid Comeback But In All Actuality You’re Speaking Latin Which Is Classy As Shit So Haha The Jokes

Mitten: Mitten: What’s The Difference Between A Pile Of Dead Babies And A Ferrari I Don’t Have A Ferrari In My Garage

Mistercoventry: My Dad Thought Skrillex Was A Pokemon

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