webmd: I can’t wait until I’m an adult. I’m gonna hate paying bills but I can own as many german shepherds as I want

webmd: I can’t wait until I’m an adult. I’m gonna hate paying bills but I can own as many german shepherds as I want

Mesoreilles: I Just Explained Doge To My Dad And Now He’s Narrating His Life With It. He’s Walking Around The Kitchen Saying “Very Food. Such Dad. Much Hungry” And If This Doesn’t Explain Tumblr Last Year Then I Don’t Know What Does

Touchmykittykat: Burn-Me-Down-To-The-Ground: Littleselfia: Equalistsfuckshitup: Story Time When I Was 16 My Mom And I Were Watching Ellen And My Mom Says ‘Oh Look My Favorite Lesbian!’ And I Said ‘I Thought I Was Your Favorite Lesbian?’

Dream Work

Wearys: So I Was Wondering What My Teachers Water Bottle Said And

I-Cant-Let-You-Down-Again: Punmasterbarbara: Temporalmemory: Go Big Or Go Home He Wanted To Show He Had Guts.

Breadmaakesyoufat: My Friend Was Falling Off My Bed And She Was Like “Help Me Back Up” And I Looked At Her Dead In The Eye And Whispered “Long Live The King” And Pushed Her Off The Bed.

Ebunnies: I Was Thinkin About The Guy With Two Penises And I Was Like Woah Imagine Two Boobs Then I Was Like Wait

The-Winchesters-Boo: He Has The Perfect Wife.

Byherownhand: Fuckyeahcraft: Amazing Button Sculptures By Miami Based Artist Augusto Esquivel. Absolutely Stunning Stuff! Augustoesquivel.com I Almost Peed By Pants When I Realized The Medium.

Freckleworu: True Friendship Is Going From “Look At These Cute Shoes” To “Do You Like Being Choked Sexually” In Under Ten Minutes

Superdupernaturalhunter: Superdupernaturalhunter: Brought My Husband Home From Having Five Teeth Surgically Removed. He Wrote On The Tablet That He Wanted Apple Sauce Since He Hasn’t Eaten Since Yesterday. I Had To Break The News That He Had To Wait

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