touchmykittykat: burn-me-down-to-the-ground: littleselfia: equalistsfuckshitup: story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says ‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’ and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’

touchmykittykat: burn-me-down-to-the-ground: littleselfia: equalistsfuckshitup: story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says ‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’ and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’

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