jailor: my mom once said to me “you are a disgrace to the italian nation you make paper look like toast with your pale ass”

jailor: my mom once said to me “you are a disgrace to the italian nation you make paper look like toast with your pale ass”

&Quot;And At Once I Knew I Was Not Magnificent&Quot;

Ittybittynymphette: I’m A Gentle Fragile Forest Creature So Don’t Ever Yell At Me You Fucking Fuck Or I’ll Eat You.

Coolyounghip: Life Hack: Don’t Join Tumblr

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Fartgallery: I Hate That Like 30 Minute Period Before Going Out Where You’re Stuck In Activity Limbo And Don’t Know What To Do Because You’re Leaving Soon

Nakedly: Qrisoner: Qrisoner: Just Found This, Scrawled On A Piece Of Paper Under My Pillow From 4:09 This Morning, And Typed It Up. The Notes Oh My God I Love You All Ya

C02Xm: If A 99 Pound Person Eats 1 Pound Of Nachos That Person Is 1% Nacho

Donotjustlive-Fly: Best Scene They Have Ever Written. Hilarious And Classy As Fuck.

Stop Everything And Just Look At This

Scurred: Theskinnyartist: Appearances Sometimes Say So Little About A Person. Queue

Haroldmalik: Finding Fanfiction With The Perfect Plot Perfect Grammar Perfect Writing And That Follow The People’s Personalities Perfectly Like

Underplay: “Don’t Tell Anyone What I Just Told You” They Say “I Won’t Tell Anyone” I Reply, As I Copy And Paste The Entire Conversation To My Best Friend

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