shorten: there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

shorten: there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

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Twwinkies: If You Had A Really Terrible Phase Where You Were An Offensive Little Asshole But You Know Better Now I Wanna Let You Know That I’m Proud You Were Able To Pull Yourself Out Of That Because Some People Just Don’t Know When To Grow The Fuck

Sparklefap: I Just Sent My Somewhat-Drunk Boyfriend A Picture He Was Like “Wow You Look Pretty Good” It Was A Brownie I Sent Him A Picture Of A Brownie

Crrocs: I Wanna Get Hot And Fit And Healthy But Like I Dont Wanna Stop Living Off Junk Food And Watching Tv Shows And Sleeping Until 4Pm Ya Feel Me

420Doorcinemaclub: When My Family Went To Disney World We Went On The Haunted Mansion Ride And This Actor Dressed As A Skeleton Came Up To Our Cart And Got Right In My Three Year Old Brothers Face And Whispered “Are You Scared?” And My Brother Kissed

Legionxxiii: Theycallmemiketaylor: I’ll See You In Hell You Mailman Piece Of Shit Haha

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Cheezetits: Johannsebastianbitch: You Know Whats Fucking Scary? The Fact That I Could Literally Change My Life At Any Moment. I Could Stop Talking To Everyone That Makes Me Unhappy. I Could Kiss Whoever I Want. I Could Shave My Head Or Get On A Plane

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Pillowthots: Euo: Never Ask White People What Their Ethnicity Is Unless You Wanna Hear A List Of Every European Country And Meaningless Fractions

All Things Perfect, All Things Glamorous

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