shimmerest: sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me

shimmerest: sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me

~Tired~

I'm Perfect 😆

~Tired~

Urtube: How Long After Arriving At Someone’s House Is It Appropriate To Ask For The Wifi Password?

Washed Up

Whisperingotters: How Your Mom Looks At You During Parent Teacher Conferences

Laurelgienah

Alzhighmers: Remember When I Baby Sat My Best Friends Lil Bro

What-Up-Gorgeous.

Breathe

Thewastedgeneration: I Can Literally Hear Her Accent

Sluttyoliveoil: Once My Friend Was Waiting For Her Mom To Pick Her Up And She Called Her Mom And Her Mom Said “Im On My Way, The Traffic Is Just Slow, Im Coming” And My Friend Went “Mom I Called The House Phone”

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