kimpissible: sir i asked for a resume. this is just a printed screenshot of your flappybird highscore wait..what the fuck. how did you get over 7. youre hired

kimpissible: sir i asked for a resume. this is just a printed screenshot of your flappybird highscore wait..what the fuck. how did you get over 7. youre hired

Mydarknessfalls: Lol ….

Markofcainesoren: I Love How Russia Has All These Anti-Lgbt+ Laws And The Rest Of The World’s Just Like

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3Liza: Fuckyoustreetharassment: Yesterday My Friend And I Were Walking Out Of Forever 21 And The Wind Blew My Skirt Up A Little. I Had Shorts On Underneath (For This Very Reason) But Two Guys In A Parked Car Saw It Happen And Yelled At Me To Lift It

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2K58: Majestet: My Little Sisters First Relationship I Was About To Delete The Caption (They Show Up On My Blog) But Then I Read It And It Really Hit Home

Slayboybunny: Being “Cute” Is Really Hard Because Even When Youre Angry People Just Kinda Giggle At You And Say “Aw Youre So Cute When Youre Angry.” No. Stop. Recognize My Power.

Sunsgodown: True Friends Don’t Judge Each Other They Judge Other People Together

Starinhercorner: Alternative Phrases To “Calm Your Tits”: Soothe Your Boobs De-Stress Your Breasts Undo The Calamity That Is Your Mammaries Adjust Your Bust Before It Combusts Thank You For Your Time

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Cramp: Dont Become Friends With Me, Ill Seem Really Cool At First But Im Actually Really Annoying And I Cry Alot

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