slayboybunny: being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power.

slayboybunny: being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power.

Sunsgodown: True Friends Don’t Judge Each Other They Judge Other People Together

Starinhercorner: Alternative Phrases To “Calm Your Tits”: Soothe Your Boobs De-Stress Your Breasts Undo The Calamity That Is Your Mammaries Adjust Your Bust Before It Combusts Thank You For Your Time

Good Vibes

Cramp: Dont Become Friends With Me, Ill Seem Really Cool At First But Im Actually Really Annoying And I Cry Alot

Xlissydollx

Noo, Mi Torta

#Pippin Is My Spirit Animal

Cetaceanhandiwork: Reminder That Since Ursula Is A Straight-Up Shapeshifter, It Follows That, If Her Accustomed Form Is Pear-Shaped And Visibly Aged, It’s Because That’s How She Likes It

Laurelgienah

Kanyewestevil: We Only Use Leashes Because Dogs Cant Hold Hands

Spookynyan: Dont Ask Me Why Im Crying If You See Me Tearing Up Because There Is A 350% Guarantee That I Will Actually Start Crying Really Really Hard

Biteythevillain: Yo Ladies If Any Dude Ever Tries 2 Give U Shit About Anything Just Remember Female Tyrannosaurs Were 10-30% Bigger Than Males. If A Male Fucked Up 65 Million Years Ago He’d Get His Head Bit Off. 65 Million Years Later U Can Still Do

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