sunsgodown: true friends don’t judge each other they judge other people together

sunsgodown: true friends don’t judge each other they judge other people together

Starinhercorner: Alternative Phrases To “Calm Your Tits”: Soothe Your Boobs De-Stress Your Breasts Undo The Calamity That Is Your Mammaries Adjust Your Bust Before It Combusts Thank You For Your Time

Good Vibes

Cramp: Dont Become Friends With Me, Ill Seem Really Cool At First But Im Actually Really Annoying And I Cry Alot

Xlissydollx

Noo, Mi Torta

#Pippin Is My Spirit Animal

Cetaceanhandiwork: Reminder That Since Ursula Is A Straight-Up Shapeshifter, It Follows That, If Her Accustomed Form Is Pear-Shaped And Visibly Aged, It’s Because That’s How She Likes It

Laurelgienah

Kanyewestevil: We Only Use Leashes Because Dogs Cant Hold Hands

Spookynyan: Dont Ask Me Why Im Crying If You See Me Tearing Up Because There Is A 350% Guarantee That I Will Actually Start Crying Really Really Hard

Biteythevillain: Yo Ladies If Any Dude Ever Tries 2 Give U Shit About Anything Just Remember Female Tyrannosaurs Were 10-30% Bigger Than Males. If A Male Fucked Up 65 Million Years Ago He’d Get His Head Bit Off. 65 Million Years Later U Can Still Do

Lesroisdumonde: The-Barefoot-Fangirl: Floppycat: Passive Aggressive Mom Dramatically Putting Away Dishes And Denying Help Mom, Are You Sure You Don’t Want Any Help? No I Don’t Need Any Help I Can Do It All By Myself Just Like I Do Everything

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