princesschloepea: life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

princesschloepea: life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

Let Love.

Snapchatting: Ignoring Me Is Not Sexy

Caramelfringe: Offensive Things To Call People When They’re Mean To You: Crispy Nipple The White Stringy Things In Bananas Tangled Umbilical Cord Nash Grier Iceberg Lettuce: World’s Blandest Green Watery Afro Fountain Water At School That Never

Luna-Lawrence: &Amp;Ldquo;If Anybody Even Tries To Whisper The Word “Diet” To Me, I’m Like ‘You Can Go Fuck Yourself.’&Amp;Rdquo;

Onlinegf: Onlinegf: Send Me Your Best Pick Up Line

Boobfest: Thanks

More Life, More Everything

Riverdoge: Man This Series Makes No Fucking Sense

Good Vibes

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