serenading-the-unicorn: Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is

serenading-the-unicorn: Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is

All Things Perfect, All Things Glamorous

Infatuation.

Poopflow: Nah Mom I Went To Bed 4 Hours Ago I Just Woke Up To Go To The Bathroom

Laurelgienah

Cecilandcarlosbaldwin: I Love Catching People Smiling At Their Phones Because Is It A Cute Text?? Is It Porn???? Who Knows But I’m Glad You’re Happy Friend

So Let Me Get This Straight:

C'est La Vie

Fandomhopper: Horses Are So Weird They Are Literally The Weirdest Animals Ever Oh My God They Run Around On Their Fingernails

Hedlunds: Im Tired Of Things Costing Money

Infatuation.

Watchtheskytonight: Thegirlwiththeequalistglove: I Will Always, Always, Reblog This. It Never Ceases To Make Me Laugh The Men Of Tumblr Come With Inspirational Messages For Ladies “Hi Mom”

Espeonofficial: Weepingdildo: Landorus: Lets Have Phone Sex Over Walkie Talkies &Amp;Ldquo;I’ll Make You Moan, Over&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Roger That&Amp;Rdquo;

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