poopflow: nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

poopflow: nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

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Cecilandcarlosbaldwin: I Love Catching People Smiling At Their Phones Because Is It A Cute Text?? Is It Porn???? Who Knows But I’m Glad You’re Happy Friend

So Let Me Get This Straight:

C'est La Vie

Fandomhopper: Horses Are So Weird They Are Literally The Weirdest Animals Ever Oh My God They Run Around On Their Fingernails

Hedlunds: Im Tired Of Things Costing Money

Infatuation.

Watchtheskytonight: Thegirlwiththeequalistglove: I Will Always, Always, Reblog This. It Never Ceases To Make Me Laugh The Men Of Tumblr Come With Inspirational Messages For Ladies “Hi Mom”

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Pizzaforpresident: Flappy Pipe

A Damsel Who Loves Her Distress

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