queenchrissycumberbatch: my friendship comes in 3 levels: 1) sass 2) insults 3) inappropriate sexual humor.

queenchrissycumberbatch: my friendship comes in 3 levels: 1) sass 2) insults 3) inappropriate sexual humor.

Laurelgienah

Club Paradise-

Sadurday: Oh Man The Best Is When A Dude Is Like &Amp;Ldquo;You’re Not Wife Material.&Amp;Rdquo; Fucking Good. I Want To Be Totalitarian Dictator Material; Blood Sucking Life Ruiner Material; Fucking Bulletproof Immortal Drug Lord Material. Not Your Fucking

Iraffiruse: Satisfying Things

Vincecarters: Today I Overheard Someone Say The Words ‘Fetishisation Of Gross Facial Hair’ And I Couldn’t Help But Think Of Taryn

Roseisreturning: Mermaids Don’t Have Thigh Gaps But They Can Still Lure Men To Their Deaths

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100% Sure Im Ugly As Hell And Yet I Still Expect To Be In A Relationship With A Hot Person

Whoredinarygirl: If I Ugly Snapchat You I Trust You

Not Actually A Klansmen

What-Up-Gorgeous.

Coelasquid: Once I Was At The Bank And The Woman Ahead Of Me Had This Little Dog That Looked Exactly Like An Ewok And I Kind Of Wanted To Say Something But I Was Worried It Might Sound Rude. When The Teller Motioned For Me To Come Over To The Window