ronaldreagay: f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

ronaldreagay: f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

Darrynek: Picks Up Phone Ah, Yes Sir, We Got Your Résumé. It’s Just A Bunch Of Photoshopped Pictures Of Snails Playing The Bass Guitar. You Requested A Salary Of 3 Million Dollars An Hour. You’re Hired

Tattru: Mom: Didn’t I Tell You To Clean Your Room 2 Hours Ago ??? Me:

Ocean-Eyes

Just Breathe

Ugh-L-Y: Letourfatewritethewords: Weary—Soul: This Was Too Fucking Amazing To Not Reblog, So I Made It Black And White. Yes

Grimelords: Telling The Substitute Teacher The Wrong Names: A Classic. Telling The Substitute Teacher You Are So Old And Born Again Every Day, That Ten Thousand Names Could Never Define You, That You’re A Shadowed Mass Swirling Forth From Jupiter,

Catholicnun: I Want To Talk To You But Im Ugly

Lamelohan: I Hate Having Crushes As Much As I Love Having Crushes

When The Internet Takes A Lil Over A Millisecond To Load

Cheriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii: Ellendegeneres: Ellen Had To Do A Huge Favor For A Good Friend Of Hers During The Show Today. We’d Like To Thank Michelle’s Husband For Taking The Time To Talk With Us! Michelle’s Husband.

Pardonmyexistence: There Are Boys Prettier Than Me

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