without-hope-with-humor: funny-text-posts: A compilation of some of my favourite text posts the loki one and the fart one got me

without-hope-with-humor: funny-text-posts: A compilation of some of my favourite text posts the loki one and the fart one got me

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Do You Ever See A Person You Used To Be Friends With And You’re Like “Glad I Got The Fuck Outta That One”

Punkrockluna: Javeliner: Hang On, Wait A Second Oh My God

We've Mad It This Far, Darling

Donnermaysilee: You Know Whats Fucking Stupid When Your Family Makes You Go Somewhere With Them And You Tell Them You Dont Want To And Then When Youre Already Out They Blame You For Being All Angry And Tell You You Ruin Everything Oh Well My Fucking

Boys Like It When Youre Playfully Mean To Them. Call Them Names. Punch Them On The Shoulder. Murder Their Families

Sararye: Letswishuponastar: A Good Friend Knows When To Hold You Back. A Best Friend Knows When To Let Go And Let You Rip Into A Bitch. I Like Stitch’s Selfie In The Middle Of The Pictures Lilo Is The Most Badass Disney Character

Guy: Tell Someone To Look And They’ll Ignore You. But Tell Someone Not To Look And They’ll Turn Their Head Faster Than It Takes A Straight White Boy To Ask For Nudes During 21 Questions

Hedgehogfanclub: Kikmessenger: How Ccute Are Boners Like Blood Is Rushing To The Penis Which Really Means The Penis Is Blushing Like How Cute Is That Something Made That Penis Blush???? Go Outside

Dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick: &Amp;Ldquo;How To Perfect The Natural, No Makeup Look&Amp;Rdquo; Step 1. You Will Need These 27 Cosmetic Products

Johnbarrrowman: Congratulations To Wikipedia For Choosing The Worst Photos Of Every Actor For The Sidebar Picture.

Shouldnt: Need An Ark Like Asap? Dont Worry, I Noah Guy

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