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borlax: People always talk about how candy is so cheap after Halloween but no one ever talks about how cheap candy is ON Halloween. It’s almost as if you can go knock on any strangers door and they’ll give it to you for free. what a bargain

borlax: People always talk about how candy is so cheap after Halloween but no one ever talks about how cheap candy is ON Halloween. It’s almost as if you can go knock on any strangers door and they’ll give it to you for free. what a bargain

borlax:  People always talk about how candy is so cheap after Halloween but no one

borlax:  People always talk about how candy is so cheap after Halloween but no one

borlax:  People always talk about how candy is so cheap after Halloween but no one

Stability: *Eats Pizza* I Just *Sips Soda* Dont Undersand *Bites Cookie* Why *Touches Face* I Have Acne

Stability:  *Eats Pizza* I Just *Sips Soda* Dont Undersand *Bites Cookie* Why *Touches

Untilyourbreathingst0Ps: Pearls: Pearls: I Touched A Dick Once And It Was The Scariest Thing In My Life Because It Had A Really Cold Head And I Don’t Know It Wasn’t Fun Sometimes The ‘I’ And ‘U’ Shouldn’t Be So Close On The Keyboard 

Untilyourbreathingst0Ps:  Pearls:   Pearls:    I Touched A Dick Once And It Was The

Eclipsist: Kind Of The Most Iconic Movie Ever. My Photo Btw(:

Eclipsist:  Kind Of The Most Iconic Movie Ever. My Photo Btw(:

Textpoops: Shout Out To Old People For Graduating High School Without Google

Textpoops:  Shout Out To Old People For Graduating High School Without Google

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Nyanruto: Beben-Eleben: Chocolate Solar System My Only Chance To Eat Uranus

Nyanruto:  Beben-Eleben:  Chocolate Solar System  My Only Chance To Eat Uranus

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All Things Perfect, All Things Glamorous

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Magic And Mischief

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