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Sora-Donald-Goofy: I Don’t Know If My Humor Has Just Gone To Shit, But You Could Literally Put Mmm Whatcha Say On Any Sad Heart Breaking Scene, And I Will Laugh Until I Can’t Breathe

Professionaldaydreamer2:Coping Strategy For When You Are Trapped In Conversations With Obnoxious People:1. Pick A Spot Nearby, Around Eye Level, Preferably A Small Object. That Is Now The Camera. 2. When They Say Something You Just Cannot Stand, Look

Danekez:i Was On Tumblr Before It Was Sold To Yahoo And Let Me Tell You, The Only Complaints I Ever Heard About Staff Before Then Was “Fix The Video Player” And “Theyre A Bunch Of Silly Memes” But Now Its Like Theyre Satan Incarnate

Lightskintgawd: Therorasaurus: So My Dad’s Friend Was Bartending And Saw A Guy Put Something In A Girl’s Drink So While The Guy Turned Around He Switched Their Drinks And Watched The Guy Roofie Himself. Not All Heroes Wear Capes.

Alphabitches:sexting Boys Is So Fun Because They Get So Into It And You’re Like Cleaning Your Kitchen Or Something

Julianocasabranca: Fun Story: My Grandma Lives In A City That Was Currently Taken Over By Drug Dealers And Gangs And It’s Now Divided In Two And My Grandma Is The Only Citizen In The Whole City Who Can Go Walking Freely Through Both Sides Of The Town

Flyingvirgin: You Ever Listen To Your Dad Talk And Be Like “Why Are You Like This?”

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Littlemorethananerd: Soylentvanilla: Don’t Tell Me You “Understand” Why I’m Vegan. If You Understood You’d Be Vegan, Too. Understanding Doesn’t Equal Agreement. I Understand Why Walter White Started To Cook Meth, Doesn’t Mean I’m Gonna

Moosefix: Moosefix: Its Amazing What You Can Accomplish When You Don’t Want To Write An Essay You Are A Hero Among Procrastinators

Vincent-Van-Gogh-Awayy: One Of The Worst Moments In Life Is Probably When You’re In A Room Full Of People And You Look Around And See Them All Talking And Laughing And All Of Sudden You Feel So Sad And Lonely That You Can Even Feel A Physical Pain

Xwatchmerise: Merosse: If U See A Guy With Long Hair He’s Either Gorgeous Or Fucking Weird And The Answer Lays In What Type Of Shoe He’s Wearing This Is The Best Post I’ve Ever Read

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