songofages:casualdorkpatrol: casualdorkpatrol: so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went “ I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT

songofages:casualdorkpatrol: casualdorkpatrol: so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went “ I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT

Pityfriend: Jokes About Making Out With You Until It Actually Happens

Magentamayhem:i Am Perfectly Fine With Having Other People Sit On My Lap But I Can’t Sit On Other People’s Laps Because I’m Always Paranoid That I’d Crush Them And They’d Die

Let Love.

Mirror Incarnate

Laurelgienah

Alone

Tarachambler: Mirandaputsherbestbuttforward Said: The Walking Dead + Most Attractive

Hi I'm Lucas

Icanrelateto: More Quotes Here

&Quot;What's A Period?&Quot;

Jennyfromthesock: “I Found Your Tumblr”

☠ ☠ ☠

Oviposition Ovipositor