leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas: homeisbehind–theworldahead: insertcoolpunhere: why are short people so fast because we dwarves are natural sprinters

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas: homeisbehind–theworldahead: insertcoolpunhere: why are short people so fast because we dwarves are natural sprinters

Just Another Fake Deep Post

Alienaided:it’s Weird When You Realize The Person You Once Told Everything To Now Has No Idea Of What’s Happening In Your Life.

Syphrilfox: A-Flying-Emu: Bunniferbennett: Say It With Me: Makeup Is Gender Neutral I Whispered “Makeup Is Gender Neutral” Out Loud On The Train And The Guy Next To Me Looked At Me Weird But Then Whispered “Fuck Yea” Back That Is A Man To

Ammit420: Cas-Win-Strider: Ammit420: Im Gonna Fuck The Statue Of Liberty Do Not Fuck The Statue Of Liberty Get The Fuck Out My Country

Peppapigvevo:spooky-Pens:peppapigvevo:i Literally Had No Idea What Color “Strawberry Blonde” Was But I Looked It Up And I Dont Know What I Expectedyou Know What Will Really Mess You Up?Why Did You Fucking Do That Candy

Mattst0Ne: Seein Middle School Girls In Forever 21 Is Frightening Cause Im In College And I Cant Tell Which One Of Us Isnt Supposed To Be Shopping Here

Jaclcfrost: U Think I Am Walking Around The House With A Blanket Around My Shoulders Because I Cold But In Actuality It Is My Cloak And I Am On An Adventure

Adriofthedead: Someone Give This Dude A Medal

Happynervosa: I Have The Eye Of The Tiger, The Heart Of A Lion, And A Lifetime Ban From The Zoo

Twerkdatash:i Don’t Want To Meet My Favorite Band Member In A Fanbase Setting So They Have To Be Nice To Me I Want To Meet Them In A Spontaneous Situation Where They Accidentally Run Into Me On The Street And Spill My Coffee On Me And Apologize Profusely

Fahrenheit-469: Its 2015 Can We Please Have Headphones That Last More Than 2 Months

Blastortoise: I Like How People Have A Problem With The Whole Calling Someone “Daddy” In Bed Because It’s “Weird” But Yet They Will Call The Other Person “Baby”. What You Like Fucking Babies? You Weird Ass Baby Fucker

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