50% genius | 50% dummy

50% genius | 50% dummy

Itsagifnotagif: You Drink Apple Juice?! Lmao I Only Drink Android Juice

Jeeperdennis: Weemiji: Prehistoric Asshole Cat (X) I Have No Why I Find This So Hilarious But I Have Been Laughing For Like 10 Minutes.

Theladyasha: Game Of Thrones 5X10 - Stannis Has A Bad Day(Bonus:)

Heart: Thebatmanofjokes: Heart: Why Is It So Hard To Get Out Of Bed Because The Laws Dictates That An Object At Rest Tends To Stay The Fuck In Bed Because Moving Is The Worst Oh Yeah I Forgot. Thank You For Reminding Me About Newton’s First Law

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Presidentbillclinton: I May Not Be Beautiful But At Least I Know A Lot Of Useless Information

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Pungent-Petrichor: Mockingjaysinmyhead: Gordacrybaby: Bepeu: You Ever Been So Stressed That Youre Calm This Is My Constant State My Chill Is Fake “How Are You So Calm?!”“I’ve Passed Beyond Stressed, Beyond Hysteria, Into The Grey Misty

Imagine-Characters: Blackthirteen: Stammsternenstaub: Krudman: The-Average-Gatsby: Thanks Joffrey What A Great Message. I Wish All Characters Were This Nice. Does Anyone Know What This Is From? This Is Joff Baratheon, From Game Of Thrones. He’s

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Diddily: When Your Mom Tells You To Do The Dishes

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