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Deucebowl: She Reaches Down Seductively. I Guide Her Hand To My Zipper. She Unzips My Fanny Pack By Mistake. Raviolis Spill Out Everywhere

The Signs As Battery Percentages

Forebidden: I’ve Been Staring At This For 5 Minutes

Thatguybrian

Today, I Fucked Up... By Launching A Spider

Netfag: When U Kinda Jealous But U Jus Tryna Be Like Whatever

Ghost

Humorous: Teacher: What Inspired You To Write This Essay?Me: The Due Date.

Buttergin: Burgerwizard: Reblog If You Love The Moon, Or Any Other Really Big Rock Does This Include Dwayne

Nervous-Princess: ‘In A Society Where All Adventure Has Been Destroyed, The Only Adventure Left Is To Destroy That Society.’ I Think About This Quote Pretty Often

Sweetoothgirl: Dark Chocolate Salted Caramel Oreo Pie

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Gravity Is More Relevant To The Plot Of Interstellar Than To Plot Of The Movie That Is Actually Named “Gravity.”

JeffMilton JenSelter