natnovna: Boy: u wanna come over and watch a movie? Me: I’ve seen all the movies Boy: all the movies ever made? Me: yea

natnovna: Boy: u wanna come over and watch a movie? Me: I’ve seen all the movies Boy: all the movies ever made? Me: yea

Humoristics: Two Quarters=??[Vine By Jake Paul]

Photos And Quotes

Alonetogether-Forever: Lazynbored: I Wanna Live Like This Llama Please Unmute This.

Nicevagina: When You’re Masturbating In Your Room And About To Cum, Then Someone Knocks On Your Door.

Undergroundghosts: So My Mom Gave Me A Package That Came For Me Today And So I Opened It In Front Of Her And I Just Froze Because It’s A Fucking Ball Gag So I Just Calmly Put It Around My Neck And She Was Like “That’s Such A Cute Choker!” And

Psyducker: Marries U But Only As A Friend

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Pussysista: Me: Where Should I Apply My Perfume? Coco Chanel: A Woman Should Wear Perfume Wherever She Wants To Be Kissed Me:

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Africandad: Whenever Im Trying To Do Anything

Clarknokent: Dmc-Dmc: Marfmellow: The Ultimate Betrayl What Typa Shit Lmfao Woulda Got Your Ass Whooped

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