imaginarycomics: I mixed up “donkey kong” and “king kong” and accidentally said “kinky dong” to my parents today

imaginarycomics: I mixed up “donkey kong” and “king kong” and accidentally said “kinky dong” to my parents today

Smallerthanthesockofaman: Sun: Makes The Slightest Show Of Light Around The Horizonevery Bird, Ever: The Glowing Hate Orb Has Shown Its Face, It Is Time To Scream

Dominicanhoe: Lebron How Does It Feel To Be A Pussy Ass Bitch

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Meladoodle:i Love Assuming Everyone Is Flirting With Me It Helps Me To Maintain My Narcissism

Jam-Lamb: The Ant Man Movies Starts. Ant Man Is Tiny. He Is On Screen For Five Seconds. Natasha Steps On Ant Man. The Camera Pans Up To Black Widow, Ready For Battle. It Was A Black Widow Movie All Along.

C0Ntain: What If We All Looked The Way We Wanted? Our Ideal Weight Became Reality, Our Worries About Money Washed Away. Your Love Life Is Exactly The Way You Pictured It. Do You Think We’d All Be Happier? Or Would We Just Find New Things To Hate?

Half-Sane &Amp; Self-Deprived

Fxlloutphans: Pizzaforpresident: Azulah: Woah 2009 Was A Big Year For Bing I’m Laughing So Hard No Chill

اسراء / Israa

Qui Verra Vivra

Dutchster: This Twitter Is Too Precious For This World

Servinjesus:servinjesus: How Did The Nucleus Escape From Prison? Through The Cell Wall.

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