brassy: brassy:what’s the difference between a jeweler and a jailer one sells watches and one watches cells

brassy: brassy:what’s the difference between a jeweler and a jailer one sells watches and one watches cells

Unpopuler: Me When I Play Sports:

Kernalmustache: Itscassandraclare: Enernies-With-Benefits: When I Was A Kid My Mom And I Had A Code Word To Let Her Know When I Needed Her To Say No. For Instance If A Kid At School Asked Me To Come Over And Stay The Night But I Really Didnt Want To,

Thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff You Like?

Codeinewarrior: Professor: Why Did You Type Everything In Italics? Do You Even Know How To Turn Caps Lock Off? Me: Sorry For Smelling Like Cigarette Smoke And Staring At You All The Time And Laughing Too Loud And Having A Shaky Voice When You Tell Me

Thornicating: Thornicating: My Family Usually Eats Bagged Cereals (You Know, The Off Brand Kinds That Taste Like Deceit) And Today My Mother Came Home With 15+ Boxes Of Sugared Name-Brand Cereal, Dumped Them Into My Arms, And Said “I Can’t Eat Lies

Good Vibes

Thegestianpoet:soulpants: The Funniest And Best Thing I’ve Learned While Doing Research For This Shakespeare Project Is That In The Late 19Th Century, There Was This Group Called The American Acclimatization Society And Their Thing Was Bringing European

Why Do I Have An Irrational Fear Of Seaweed

Kmac124: Jurassic Park And Rec

Jimforce: That’s Kinda Deep If You Think About It.

Calms

If You Make Fun Of Me Once Then I Will Probably Think About It For The Rest Of My Life So Thank You

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